| Country Standings |
| RANK |
FLAG |
COUNTRY |
STATUS |
RECENT NOTES |
POINTS |
| #1 |
 |
France |
 |
Jun 16 - 19-year old superstar emerging... one-goal wins good enough for France!
Jun 16 - With only four group wins in 13 tries, France will take a win over Australia. |
76 |
| #2 |
 |
Belgium |
 |
Jun 18 - Confident team delivers expected result. |
65 |
| #3 |
 |
Croatia |
 |
Jun 21 - The midfield dominates Argentina to go through to the Round of 16!
Jun 16 - The Croats get cohesive for their opener against Nigeria... decent midfield after all? |
59 |
| #4 |
 |
England |
 |
Jun 14 - "British legend" Robbie Williams flips middle finger to billions.
Jun 13 - No English thugs in the crowd? Maybe England can relax on the pitch for once?! |
37 |
| #5 |
 |
Uruguay |
 |
Jun 25 - If teams can't score on you, you can go far!
Jun 20 - You know it's going to get a little tougher from here, right?
Jun 15 - Suarez not quite epic against inspired, yet Mo-less, Egypt. |
27 |
| #6 |
 |
Russia |
 |
Jun 14 - One of the most crushing opening game wins... ever!
Jun 14 - Worst opening match-up ever? |
26 |
| #7 |
 |
Brazil |
 |
Jun 28 - Mattresses causing back spasms! You should BYOM like Belgium! (Bring Your Own Mattress!)
Jun 17 - So many chances... but, if you don't like the rough stuff, don't bother trying hockey! |
25 |
| #8 |
 |
Sweden |
 |
Jun 27 - Getting stronger as the tournament progresses! Wouldn't want to play them next! |
21 |
| #9 |
 |
Portugal |
 |
June 25 - Ronaldo didn't get his beauty sleep thanks to partying Iranians!
Jun 20 - Unimpressive 1-0 win over Morocco guarantees them a trip to the Round of 16. Thank goodness for Ronaldo.
Jun 15 - Bend it like RONALDO! |
19 |
| #10 |
 |
Spain |
 |
Jun 15 - Didn't Spain know they needed to contain Ronaldo? Otherwise... great effort. |
16 |
| #11 |
 |
Switzerland |
 |
Jun 17 - Who says you can't just defend for like 89 minutes? |
14 |
| #12 |
 |
Argentina |
 |
Jun 15 - Annihilation! You're supposed to send a TEAM. Not crying for you!
Jun 15 - Not sure how many chances you want, Messi... can your offshore tax havens can console you now? |
13 |
| #13 |
 |
Japan |
 |
Jun 19 - First Asian nation to beat a team from South America in the World Cup. So what if their opponents had just 10 men? |
13 |
| #14 |
 |
Mexico |
 |
Jun 27 - Two great games, one bad game. No more bad games!
Jun 17 - Mexican goal triggers small earthquakes back home! No joke!
|
13 |
| #15 |
 |
Denmark |
 |
Jun 16 - Can't keep relying on "Schmeichel", can you?
Jun 16 - How do you spell save? "Schmeichel"! |
12 |
| #16 |
 |
Columbia |
 |
Jun 19 - Hard to win when you get a red card three minutes into the game! |
11 |
| #17 |
 |
Senegal |
 |
Jun 19 - Big and quick, making Poland look uninspired. |
11 |
| #18 |
 |
Tunisia |
 |
|
10 |
| #19 |
 |
IR Iran |
 |
Jun 25 - IR Iran fans party outside Ronaldo's room hoping sleep deprivation can save them!
Jun 15 - Who needs Nikes when Morocco is scoring on their own net? |
9 |
| #20 |
 |
Serbia |
 |
Jun 27 - Not good enough to get by Neymar and the Brazilians.
Jun 17 - Methodical game good enough for opening win! |
9 |
| #21 |
 |
Korea Republic |
 |
Jun 27 - Didn't advance... but, beating the Germans to knock them out of the World Cup in the Group Stage and finish ahead of them in the standings? Priceless! |
8 |
| #22 |
 |
Nigeria |
 |
Jun 16 - Super Eagles worked hard, but the Croats worked harder. |
8 |
| #23 |
 |
Germany |
 |
Jun 27 - Well, that was embarrassing!
Jun 17 - German defence no match for quick, Mexico counter-attacks! Didn't you guys practice, or anything? |
7 |
| #24 |
 |
Peru |
 |
Jun 21 - Valiant effort for the rookies... but, France simply too strong.
Jun 16 - So many chances for a virgin crew... but, sometimes you run into a hot keeper! |
7 |
| #25 |
 |
Poland |
 |
Jun 28 - Little consolation with a win against Japan.
Jun 19 - It's not always good to have an easy road to the World Cup. |
7 |
| #26 |
 |
Saudi Arabia |
 |
Jun 20 - Maybe a little rattled after your plane was on fire?
Jun 14 - What was that?! Russian pay-off? Ramadan fasting? Yikes! |
7 |
| #27 |
 |
Australia |
 |
Jun 21 - Another worthy effort... but, you have to win to advance!
Jun 16 - Socceroos in it until the end, but fall short to France. |
4 |
| #28 |
 |
Costa Rica |
 |
Jun 27 - Enterprising draw with Switzerland something to cheer about.
Jun 17 - Just because you got to the QF last World Cup doesn't mean teams will hand you the ball in 2018. (Ask the Serbian coaches!) |
4 |
| #29 |
 |
Iceland |
 |
Jun 15 - "Argentina can't melt the ice." -- Michael "Dad" Gallivan |
4 |
| #30 |
 |
Morocco |
 |
Jun 20 - Doesn't feel good to be the first team eliminated from the tournament!
Jun 15 - Maybe playing for a draw vs. Iran wasn't the best plan? |
4 |
| #31 |
 |
Egypt |
 |
Jun 15 - Heartbreak for Mo-less Egypt in inspired effort vs. Uruguay... but, you need 90+ minutes!
Jun 12 - Uh oh. "Mo" hanging with Chechen leader. |
2 |
| #32 |
 |
Panama |
 |
Jun 18 - We know it's your first time... but, the idea is to score GOALS, not acquire yellow cards! Jun 13 - Eight draws against Canada in the past two decades. Will they even score? |
2 |
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- Still Alive
- Eliminated
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